JEN'S JERKS: A LIST

John Constantine • DC Comics •

heckblazer

Stepping from shadows with trenchcoat and arrogance, et cetera et cetera

Carrie Kelley • DC Comics •

shefigures

One of many to don the pixie booties to fight crime

Superman • DC Comics •

bigbluederp

A man can fly

Galen Marek • Star Wars Legends •

darthgarystu

An apprentice from a stranger time in a galaxy far far away

Hal Emmerich • Metal Gear Solid •

oedicon

Has the power of science and anime on his side

Miranda Lawson • Mass Effect •

daughteroflaw

Apparently genetically perfect, according to some creepy old space dude

Lilith Tauruss • D&D OC •

unholycow

Sorceress, scion of death, smol nerd who needs a nap

Courier Six • Fallout New Vegas •

kickedinthehead

A mailwoman in possession of a platnium chip